The Sixth Day of Fishmas
dethtron: finally, a card truly worthy of a trip to the hospital.
Uglyraincoat: Sometimes learning is difficult… like when you’re drunk from playing George Thorogood on each of your first two turns. It was a bit like watching a cow learn about electric fences.
dethtron: awesomeness of this card not withstanding, I just want to declare my undying hatred for the actual George Thorogood publicly.
Lauby: I’m going to have to reevaluate our friendship.
Lauby: If there was ever a card we put in the wrong damn color, this is it.
Uglyraincoat: We should have gone all in with a Wrath of Fisherman card.
Lauby: At least with Billy Rubin’s worhtless mechanic, you might actually get something out of the deal. He’s still shitty on every level, but at least he isn’t Hank. Our other grand planeswalker, on the other hand, is a Royal Assasin. For fish. You can’t see it right now, but I’m face palming.
Fixed: Tap, Sacrifice a Worm; Destroy target fish. At the end of turn, put that fish into play under your control with a zombie counter. Creatures with zombie counters count as zombie creatures.
dethtron: more counters and zombies? Your edits are fine and just good sir.
Uglyraincoat: ‘frotection, eh? An underused game concept if I ever saw one.
dethtron: we appear to have been using GW-style standards of editing throughout this project. In other news I can’t even begin to explain the mechanics of this card. Does she gain abilities because she is enchanting? is this another terrible pun?
Uglyraincoat: Why would she become a terrible killing monster? Shouldn’t this pun involve tapping things?
Lauby: What you did there. I see it.
Uglyraincoat: I proudly still own, and wear, that same shirt.
dethtron: I kind of like that the art is “off” on this card. I also don’t see the point of dredging up a 1/1 zombie.
Uglyraincoat: No. No point. Now if you got some predetermined or random number of additional zombie tokens….
dethtron: I’ll take the mature road out of this situation and just say fuck that kid.
Lauby: welp, there goes the plans to name the children’s center named after you. The alums are gonna be pissed.