Where in the World Is Lantz- Seriously?
This week’s Lantz related post will be decidedly Lantzless, as we didn’t hear from him this week 🙁 Lantz, I hope you’re ok and not suffering a slow Tuberculosis related death like Lauby is right now. So, like over the weekend with the Weekly Whimsy, you’re stuck with me, Dethtron. Ever wonder what I really look like? I slip photos of myself in all secret like every once and a while, but this will be about the most blatantly full on pic of me ever published here at the HoP….
|Dethtron says: Keep me away from your daughter… and also how creepy is my pink bathroom…really?|
Now, as far as last week’s “not at all shameful grab for filler content” contest is concerned, there is no winner, as nobody decided to follow the rules 🙁 The idea was to post a LIST built on the shakiest premise possible. That could have been anything with more than one Chaos god in it, something built around a combo that would be destined to never work or whatever. Unfortunately, nobody submitted a list- and that makes me a sad panda.
Now for this week’s contest, we’ll dumb it down a little bit. If you got your very own Magic: the Gathering card what would it be? Design yourself in the context of MtG. Feel free to link to a picture if you feel it’s necessary. Use standard text notations for your card and be sure to include a casting cost, power/toughness (if you’re a creature), special rules you may have, and a quote for the text box on your card. Here’s my example, including one of the infinite number of pictures of me playing drums in which I have no face:
|Bizzarro Hoagy, aka Flexo, does something while I hide|
2: Dethtron gains landwalk ability of owner’s choice.
“ah drums, nature’s earliest form of camouflage”
And as a special super secret bonus surprise for people who made it this far, here is a pic from nearly ten years ago. Let’s see if Lo can guess where this one was taken….
|R.I.P. party pants|